I don’t have my head stuck up my ass (*turns round to look at my ass and the only thing up there is last night’s dinner waiting for prime time for delivery*) but I’ve been getting really lovely comments from my blog readers, Twitter and Facebook friends who say I’m funny and witty with words.  However, in real life, if I don’t know you very well, I’m like the shy, timid mouse sitting in the corner…but if you know me really well, then you will think I do the stupidest and goofiest things EVER and laugh at me all day!  Anyway, I am going to sound really cheesy but I want to thank everyone who has taken their time to tell me that I’m a funny beauty blogger – it’s one of the best compliments ever!  THANK YOU!

I looked into The Best Beauty Blog archives to dig out 10 Funny Beauty Blog Posts I Wrote In 2011 and here they are in order of publication :-

1.  5 Reasons Why I Think I May Be Pregnant

According to my SIL (Sister-In-Law), my BIL and FIL also thought this was hilarious because…wait for it…they saw a picture of me in pink panties…oooh!!!!

2.  RIP Red Earth Lip Brush

This is the tragic suicide – yes, SUICIDE – of my beloved Red Earth Lip Brush…

4.  Schick Quattro For Women Trim Style

The one where I kicked Alicia Key’s outta the way, grabbed the mic and sang, “In my shower, pubic jungles where Shick razors are made for…” as opposed to her “In New York, concrete jungles where dreams are made of…”  (such an UN-funny joke!!)

5.  ABC Of Me

Apparently, I was quite funny in my responses to this tag post…but I actually like the photo of me with these faux lashes more…

6.  8 Beauty Tips For The First Date

You know, I actually submitted this post as a Guest Post for a beauty blog…but they never published it!  I thought it was wasteful so I published it here and it got a great response and tickled my readers.  Yay!

7.  How To Pop A Pimple

squeeze zits, pop pimples, squeeze spots

This is what I like to do in my free time.  Pop pimples!!!  And damn my Husband for having zit-free skin because it’s even more fun when you get to squeeze the pus out of a mothersucker on someone else while they squirm in pain!

8.  How To Make Your Breasts Look Bigger

titties, boobies, breasts, bosom, bigger

Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever someone said “breasts” or “penis” and you giggled endlessly?  Or was that just me?  Yeah, I’m still like that!

9.  16 Beauty Blogger Commandments & I Am A Weather Girl

And erm…yeah…that’s me.  In real life.  AWKWARD!

10.  Adventures Of A Mouldy Bra

Recent LOLage from moi.

Bonus Post :  How I Cheated On My Husband

This post didn’t manage to make it on my beauty blog but it got published on my personal blog.  But anyway, there is a beauty-related theme in there so check it out if you wish.

And if you have made it this far, thank you.  And I shall try and incorporate more natural humour into my blog posts for 2012.  I have read blogs which try too hard to be funny and they fail SO badly and I cringe so desperately!!!  I hope I don’t turn into one of them….oh no…now I’ve said it, I probably will.  CRINGE!!!  You will tell me, right?

11 Comments on 10 Funny Beauty Blog Posts I Wrote In 2011

  1. Suzanne
    20/12/2011 at 3:43 pm (6 years ago)

    you are awesome. nowhere near enough humor on beautybloggingdom.

    • Ling
      20/12/2011 at 3:50 pm (6 years ago)

      @Suzanne, 😉 It gets too intense in beautybloggingdom sometimes!! And I’m not stat-driven nor do I wish to please The-Powers-That-Be-Who-Decide-If-You-Get-Products-For-Review because I just want this blog to be a fun blog to read 😀

      • Rachel
        20/12/2011 at 6:38 pm (6 years ago)

        @Ling, That’s the best way to be. I only write to amuse myself half the time.

  2. Marusya V
    20/12/2011 at 4:31 pm (6 years ago)

    Gosh Ling! You are very brave girl to make these posts LOL

    p.s. YES yours sharing buttons looks nice!!! and see mine are terrrible 🙁

  3. Jennifer
    21/12/2011 at 10:56 am (6 years ago)

    So I’m perusing the IFB Project #26 entries. I click on yours thinking, “meh, beauty, not my fave, I won’t be here long”. 20 minutes later, I’m still here. Now that’s saying something! Weathergirl video = awesome. Thanks for the giggle!

    • Ling
      21/12/2011 at 1:03 pm (6 years ago)

      @Jennifer, That’s so sweet of you Jennifer!! <3 And bahahaha…I laugh every time I watch my silly video!

  4. Megan
    27/12/2011 at 2:42 pm (6 years ago)

    Love your work Ling, always putting a smile on my face. Can’t wait to see more funny stuff from you next year!

    • Ling
      28/12/2011 at 9:43 am (6 years ago)

      @Megan, Yay for my blogging friends who are super supportive 😀

  5. Bun Bun Makeup Tips
    07/01/2012 at 6:52 am (6 years ago)

    I love this roundup! Onwards to another year of great blogging! =D

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