10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

Yes, I used the S-E-X word on my blog.  Shock horror!  Secondly, it is Friday and I do realise that I am supposed to write about something dental-related for my TGIF (Teeth, Gums – It’s Friday) series.  Well, you know…chocolate with its high sugar content and teeth are the worst enemies – so what else do you need to know?  Eat more so I can get employed!!







Anyway, I figured that no-one would really want to spend their Friday reading about the 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Bad For Your Teeth so I decided to twist it around and come up with 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex…so are you ready?  Here I go…

1.  You can eat chocolate in public without getting fined.

2.  Chocolate won’t give you backache.

3.  You don’t have to be flexible or go into awkward positions to eat chocolate.

4.  Chocolate doesn’t get you pregnant (but too much can make you fat though)

5.  It’s much easier to multi-task when consuming chocolate.

6.  You can eat chocolate slowly or eat it really fast.  You’re in control.

7.  Chocolate is yummy in solid form and liquid form.

8.  You can still answer the phone when you’re eating chocolate.

9.  Chocolate can be shared with colleagues, friends and family members.  Even strangers.

10.  There’s no age limitations when it comes to chocolate.

This is another cheeky post from me.  Do I really think that chocolate is better than sex?  Well…I’m a dentist so obviously I am not a huge fan of chocolate, so that’s all I’m saying…but I do like the odd Lindt chocolate balls now and again.

Whaddya think?  Any more reasons why chocolate is better than sex?  Or does reading about S-E-X on a beauty blog give you the heeby-jeebies?  Let me know in the comments.  Thanks.








18 Comments on 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

  1. Angela
    16/12/2011 at 11:34 am (3 years ago)

    HAHAHAHAHHA <3

    Ling Reply:

    @Angela, Bahahaha…! Thanks for laughing along with me :D

  2. Vijaya
    16/12/2011 at 12:28 pm (3 years ago)

    “6. You can eat chocolate slowly or eat it really fast. You’re in control.”

    Oh my! xD #3 is my fave though. The awkward positions I get into to eat chocolate are strictly optional. =P

    Ling Reply:

    @Vijaya, Teeheehee!!!! :D

  3. Rin
    16/12/2011 at 12:50 pm (3 years ago)

    Chocolate won’t give you backache?! LOL!! Girl, what are you doing in bed that’s giving you a backache?! Haha loved this post, almost as much as I love chocolate :D

    Ling Reply:

    @Rin, Bahahaha…I can’t give away my sexy secrets!! Okay…maybe it’s my bed!!!! I need a better bed for my back!!

  4. Michaela
    16/12/2011 at 1:23 pm (3 years ago)

    7. Chocolate is yummy in solid form and liquid form.

    Oh, dude! You clearly need to jump in the shower with your partner more often then! Lots of liquid there!

    Ling Reply:

    @Michaela, Woweeee!! Thanks for tip Michaelia…maybe I should be more adventurous!!! LOLOL

  5. Jennifer Huang
    16/12/2011 at 4:19 pm (3 years ago)

    HAHAHAHA, omg. I love your blog to bits. Your posts really are humorous ;D I have many questions and statements i want to make, but i think i’ll hold my tongue for fear of sounding like a nutter. I’m not a dentist but I don’t have a liking for chocolate.. so sorry hun, no employment for you on my part =PP Also, you should know, chocolate & sex can mix HAHHAHA

    Ling Reply:

    @Jennifer Huang, Don’t hold your tongue! You cannot be as nutty as me!!! LOL. And oh yeah…good point about mixing chocolate and sex together…what a great idea for the weekend!!! BAHAHAHA!!!!

  6. Rachel
    16/12/2011 at 5:32 pm (3 years ago)

    You can have a variety of chocolates at the same time (milk, dark, white, mmmm) and no-one calls you a tart.

    Ling Reply:

    @Rachel, LOL Rachel!!!!!! Good one!!!

  7. Emma
    16/12/2011 at 11:17 pm (3 years ago)

    Hahahahaha! Rachel’s comment lol This post was brilliant. Completely agree!

    Ling Reply:

    @Emma, Bahahaha, love Rachel’s comment :)

  8. Sandra
    18/12/2011 at 2:25 am (3 years ago)

    Excellent post! Loved it. :D

    Ling Reply:

    @Sandra, :D Thanks!

  9. Megan
    24/12/2011 at 2:01 am (3 years ago)

    That post makes me really crave some chocolate right now, hmmm lindt balls are my favourite.

    Ling Reply:

    @Megan, Ooooh I want one now!