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33 Confessions of a Beauty Blogger

33 confessions of a beauty blogger

1.  It was my birthday yesterday!  I am now double digits again.  No, not 22…ha, as if!  But 33!  Hence the need to post something with 33 in it :P

2.  In my mid-late twenties, I was always slightly uncomfortable revealing my true age…because a LOT of guys used to ask me how old I was to see if I was within their “date-able range”!!!  *rolls eyes*  A true gentleman would never ask about a lady’s age!  And damn…I didn’t marry a true gentleman because the Husband also asked how old I was on the 3rd day of knowing him.  I said, “Why?”  And he said, “To see if you are date-able!”  But I liked his direct approach and honesty so I let it pass… And I was 29…so I was kinda desperate by then :P  (I am joking BTW!  My flirtatious single days were seriously awesome!)

3.  In  my opinion, “30 is the new 20″ is a stupid saying.  What does that even mean anyway?  And how can that even be??  Instead, I prefer the saying “You are only as old as you feel!!”  Some days I wake up and feel like I’m 21 and some days I am 45.  Today, I am feeling my age – 33 years and 1 day :)

4.  My biggest makeup faux pas is…wearing clear lip gloss as eyeshadow!  I wish I did that when I was 16…but I was 23 when that happened!  And it was a LONG phase I went through!!  I was going for the wet glistening eyeshadow look…which can be achieved with cream shimmer shadows but I thought clear lip gloss rocked on my lids.  No it didn’t!  It was just a gloopy mess especially at the end of the day when my mascara would melt from the gloss…  Anyway…

5.  A stupid Chinese beauty myth was whispered to my Mum…which she, in turn, told me to do.  And I stupidly did it.  And it didn’t work.

6.  The stupid Chinese beauty myth was this…  If you have whiffy armpits, i.e. BO, apply your own urine directly to your armpits for 10 consecutive days and it will banish the BO.

7.  Yes, I applied pee to my pits!!  *cringe*  And guess what?  I forgot to do it on the 7th day…so I had to start my 10 days all over again!  I used to shower first and then at the end, pee into my cupped hand and apply directly to my armpits.  It was warm, sometimes stinky…and extremely weird!

8.  I hate stupid Chinese beauty myths!

9.  But the only Chinese beauty myth thing that I believe in is…  Never to sleep with wet or damp hair.  I have done it a few times and I always get a headache the next day.

10.  There is a Chinese regime thing post-pregnancy called “confinement” where one of the rules is that you cannot wash your hair or bathe for 30 days!!  Needless to say, I will not be following these rules.

11.  Going back to the subject of BO, I have discovered that drinking liquid chlorophyll daily works a treat!

12.  However, I have had to stop the chlorophyll due to pregnancy so now I am scared when people want to hug me!  People who know me in real life – you have been warned!

13.  Even though I have two YouTube beauty channels – The Best Beauty Vlog and Lip Stalker – I don’t watch YouTube beauty videos…

14.  …Except for Michelle Phan – I think I have watched 90% of her videos…

15.  …and some of them I have watched more than once!  I just like the quality and production of the video itself…and sometimes I pick up some beauty tips too :P

16.  I do, however, read a LOT of beauty blogs.  But food blogs is what I read MOST because I love a bit of food porn!

17.  If money was not a problem and there was a guaranteed 100% success rate, I would definitely get cosmetic / plastic surgery for 3 problem areas…

18.  On top of my list is laser eye correction because I hate wearing my heavy glasses and I can’t wear contact lenses for longer than 5 hours in Melbourne because the atmosphere is too dry.

19.  And then I would want my wonky eyelids fixed.  You may remember me moaning about my uneven eyelids – one is double and one is hooded.  It drives me insane because I have so many pretty eyeshadows but my eyelids cannot appreciate them.

20.  Lastly, like most other flat-nosed Asian girls, I would like to have a nose job to have a smaller and more refined nose with a higher bridge.

21.  As for boob jobs and liposuction, I am not bothered about those procedures because I am actually pretty happy with the rest of my body even with my short stumpy legs, big calves, flabby belly and almost non-existent boobs (even though they are MUCH bigger now due to pregnancy).

22.  I know most pregnant women worry about stretch marks, but I don’t really care.  The main reason why I have been getting my Husband to moisturise my belly is because the skin there is very itchy from the stretching.

23.  I have plenty of scars all over my body – mostly from a car accident I was in when I was 18.  There are some on my face too around my left brow area.  I think scars are interesting and they all have a story to tell.  I will definitely share my scar stories one day…

24.  I think my best feature is my smile – lips and teeth – and I also like my fingers because they are the only slender thing about me.

25.  I had to take my belly button ring out in week 20 of my pregnancy as my belly bump was getting too big.  When my Husband pointed out my belly button was turning into an outsie, I screamed and laughed till I cried.  I was hysterical because I hadn’t seen my belly button for over 10 years so it was like a freak-ish experience!

26.  The beauty products I use most often are… shampoo and conditioner, toothpaste and floss.

27.  The beauty products I use once in a blue moon are… hairspray, highlighter and blotting paper.

28.  I spent my first pay cheque on La Mer products!  And I didn’t even use it up!

29.  The most recent beauty product I have purchased is Maybelline Color Whisper in Orange Attitude.

30.  My favourite beauty brand is Shu Uemura.  I just love everything about Shu!  They have had a recent price drop in Australia – yay!  Will blog about that soon.

31.  My least favourite beauty brand is…dare I say it?…Yes I do!  It is MAC.  But that’s simply because I have never had a great customer experience with MAC sales assistants.  They are somewhat rude and it’s so off-putting.  And every time I go and give it another chance, I get ignored or feel intimidated.  MAC products may be fabulous…but I don’t know because I haven’t had the opportunity to browse / purchase anything I like.

32.  My Husband uses my lip balms more than I use them!  But he’s not metrosexual…in fact, he used to use shower gel to wash his hair and his face!  Now he uses my shampoos to wash his hair, washes his face with water and shower gel for the rest of his body.  He has lovely blemish-free soft skin with rosy cheeks and he doesn’t even use moisturiser or sunscreen or anything!!  How???

33.  I thought about quitting beauty blogging recently…  Sometimes, I simply have no time and energy…  Sometimes it feels overwhelming…  Sometimes I just can’t be bothered…  Sometimes the beauty blogosphere gets me down, i.e. bitching, blagging…  Sometimes I feel like I am not giving it my all…  Sometimes I feel that it is not rewarding…  Sometimes it all gets too much…  But then I remember why I started beauty blogging in the first place – I love writing (blogged for over 9 years on my personal blog) and I love beauty products – and what kept me motivated throughout my 2.5 years of beauty blogging is YOU!  Thanks for reading!  I don’t say it enough but I am truly grateful for everyone who reads my beauty blog.  THANK YOU!!

35 Comments on 33 Confessions of a Beauty Blogger

  1. Norlin
    21/08/2013 at 2:16 pm (8 months ago)

    As usual, your posts just crack me up! First – EWWW! Can’t believe your tried that wee on your armpit thing! Ok, confession? My late grandma used to tell me to put…your snot on your pimple. Yeah. Yuck right? I did it once…I was only a teenager though. I didn’t know you had a belly button ring! Well, now I know I guess. I wasn’t worried about stretch marks when I was first pregnant AND got them AND I have to say…I absolutely HATE them. They would be the first thing I would get rid off if there was a way, if I had any money. Great post! :)
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    Ling Reply:

    @Norlin, PEE-odorant FAIL! LOL! And LMAO at your snot on pimple thing hahahaha! That’s a new one!!

    And yeah, I went through a weird piercing stage…I used to get piercings for fun…!! Hahaha! Sounds dodgy…but I had 10 piercings altogether…and now….I don’t wear any anymore!

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  2. Julie
    21/08/2013 at 2:27 pm (8 months ago)

    omg the pee thing lol! dont worry Ling I won’t tell anyone ;). I agree with the washing hair and going to sleep thing it happens to me too!

    Can’t wait to meet little noah or little ling!
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    Ling Reply:

    @Julie, PEE-odorant didn’t work hahaha!! I am such a doofus for even trying it! And yay, baby can’t wait to meet all the lovely Aunties and Uncles too xx

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  3. Jasmine
    21/08/2013 at 3:30 pm (8 months ago)

    I’m happy you aren’t giving up blogging! I love reading your blog! And ohhhh my gosh the pee. That’s hilarious… but Ling, I have the SAME PROBLEM WITH MY EYELIDS WTF WHY?! They’re both different shapes.. it’s frustrating. Makes winged eyeliner a real problem! But I’m too scared to get surgery.. also the cash :(
    Loved all your facts! And happy belated birthday! XD
    xx
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    Ling Reply:

    @Jasmine, How can we get double eyelids without forking over cash and undergoing surgery??!!! Wahhhh!!! It’s just not fair, is it?

    And thanks again lovely :) I am so freaking old bahahaha

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  4. Emma Brown
    21/08/2013 at 3:46 pm (8 months ago)

    Me too love Shu Uemura brand. Shu Uemura Cleansing Beauty Oil Balancer, my night cleanser for the past ten plus years. Love the fact that I can apply it to dry skin, then rinse off with warm water without the product foaming up. Leaves my skin very receptive to night cream.
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    Ling Reply:

    @Emma Brown, Shu Uemura is the bees knees!

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  5. Tine
    21/08/2013 at 4:38 pm (8 months ago)

    LOL at the pee on the pits. Seriously, the Chinese comes up with the weirdest practices and superstitions.
    Love this 33 things about you post. Me, I’m a beauty blogger but I prefer reading fashion blogs! :P

    PS: Happy birthday love. Next year, there’s one more to celebrate with you ;) xx

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    Ling Reply:

    @Tine, Chinese people are too special bahaha. I hope my kid has BO so I can play this mean and nasty trick on them too!!! LOL. I am gonna be the worlds worst mother!!! >_<

    P.S. I try and read fashion blogs…but I just can't get into them at all :(

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  6. Emily Kristina
    21/08/2013 at 5:14 pm (8 months ago)

    I was absolutely excited when the Color Whispers came out , because they are really affordable and has loads of different color. its easy to apply , has no taste , great color selection , is glossy and matte at the same time and good for any occasion.
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    Ling Reply:

    @Emily Kristina, Which colour is your favourite?

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  7. Ms Jelena
    21/08/2013 at 7:10 pm (8 months ago)

    Pee-odorant sounds hilarious!!! Hahahaha I laughed! Loved this post! Happy belated birthday :) xx
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    Ling Reply:

    @Ms Jelena, *giggles* How stupid was I to believe that? LOL

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  8. Joline Melina
    21/08/2013 at 9:02 pm (8 months ago)

    First off, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LING!! :)

    You do not look a day over 33, and I’m telling you the truth! Needless to say, I think our asian genes makes us younger… I often get mistaken for being a teenager cause of my ‘baby face’ and height. But yes, that myth about going to bed with wet hair thing – totally true. Your pee-odorant story is interesting!! Never heard of that one :P

    I really enjoyed reading this post and also hope you’re enjoying your pregnancy journey!! :)

    All the best! :)

    xx

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    Ling Reply:

    @Joline Melina, Ahhh, you are too sweet! Thank you Joline <3

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  9. jenn f
    22/08/2013 at 8:28 am (8 months ago)

    happy belated birthday! this post is hilarious and i really enjoyed reading it. i’ve learned not to listen to my mom/grandma’s asian beauty tips though once i did smear watermelon peels all over my face…didn’t realy do anything.

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    Ling Reply:

    @jenn f, OMG yes! How could I forget watermelon peels?!! I used to do that too bahahaha

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  10. Happyeverafterbride
    22/08/2013 at 8:46 am (8 months ago)

    Happy Birthday Ling! I love the confessions and have always appreciated your honest voice in your writing. The Asian beauty myth about BO, oh wow, I am glad that I was only told to rub this pink quartz thing to soak up BO. I would cry if pee was my only chance to get rid of BO. Lol

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    Ling Reply:

    @Happyeverafterbride, Thank you lovely :) And I’ve used this white crystal thingy…which used to work…but my BO has over-powered it and rendered all kinds of deodorant / stones / sticks useless…and pee is USELESS too hahaha

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  11. Amy (Bubbles and Blush)
    22/08/2013 at 3:39 pm (8 months ago)

    Brilliant post!! You’re hilarious – thanks for being so honest and making us all giggle. I hope you had a fab birthday :)

    I’ve had laser eye surgery – cost an arm & a leg, but my glasses were super expensive (my eyesight was -6) and contacts irritated my eyes, so it was worth every cent!!
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    Ling Reply:

    @Amy (Bubbles and Blush), *hehe* Thanks Amy, I had a great birthday :)

    I am so jealous of your perfect eyesight now! My eyesight is -13.50 region!!! WAHHHHH!!! Don’t think lasers can cure that yet :(

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  12. Neeno
    22/08/2013 at 4:04 pm (8 months ago)

    I love this post. So funny and honest.
    I got told that myth about sleeping with wet hair too!! I never do it.
    The peeing thing…. ermmmmm… did it work????
    I like Michelle Phan’s vids!!! What did u think about her “evening out eye lids without surgery”???
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    Ling Reply:

    @Neeno, Pee on my pits DID NOT WORK so please don’t try it haha!

    As for Michelle Phan…that girl is full of cosmetic surgery! I am sure she Botox-ed her jaw because it is pointy V shape now. And I am sure she has had fillers on her nose bridge. As for the eyelids…hmmm…pretty sure she had them done too…I’ve been trying to make my stupid hooded eyelid to go double for years but to no avail!

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  13. Bugs
    22/08/2013 at 8:35 pm (8 months ago)

    24) It is true about your smile and your teeth. i like them too. I have pointy teeth and don’t have natural smile and all my photos came out unnatural. ==”’

    32) I know right, how the guys get to have blemish free skin with natural blush, without the need to apply any skincare. My husband only needs a bottle of body shampoo as a head-to-toe cleansing item ( roll eyes !!! ) The good side is I get to blame him on my adult acnes coz my acne started after we started dating – late nights of chatting on the phone. Now he gotta pay for all my skincare. Yahaha~~ ( evil laugh )

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    Ling Reply:

    @Bugs, I am sure you have lovely teeth too!!! And yay to him for paying for all your skincare :) What are you using at the moment?

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  14. coco
    23/08/2013 at 3:45 pm (8 months ago)

    Happy birthday! You don’t like you’re 30+, you look like you’re just a graduate from uni!

    LOL @ the pee. Once someone told me that to be healthy i have to drink my own pee – from the very first pee in the morning. Yew! Whoever came up with that?

    My mom tried to educate me the importance of the post birth confinement, especially no shower and no hair washing for 1 whole month. That was the first thing I did when I had my baby! I sneak around with my first baby. Take a show when hubby takes shower, and she wondered why hubby takes shower for so long.
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    Ling Reply:

    @coco, Woohoo! I wish I was just a new grad. Can re-live my mid-twenties all over again *hehe*

    And EWWW! Who wants to drink their own pee? Pee is wastage from the kidneys isn’t it? EWWW!! YUKKKKK!!!!

    As for confinement, I’ll eat the food…but I NEED TO SHOWER AND WASH MY HAIR FOR SURE!!!

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  15. Carlyn
    23/08/2013 at 8:16 pm (8 months ago)

    I loved reading all your confessions. I had never heard of the anti BO pee thing before. That’s probably the weirdest old wives tales I have heard. Happy Birthday and I hope you have a healthy pregnancy.
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    Ling Reply:

    @Carlyn, LOL, yes the PEE-odorant is super duper weird!!!! And thanks again Carlyn :)

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