Sorry for being MIA for the last few days but when work gets crazy busy, the last thing I want to do is blog.  Another last thing I want to do is…well, dare I say it?…no, I can’t…but let’s call it “bedroom activity”; although it isn’t constrained to just the bedroom, if ya know what I mean 😛

With regards to beauty blogging, motivation for me to blog is the lovely comments you lovely people leave me.  With regards to “bedroom activity”, my Husband is well pleased that I have discovered 5 products which give me motivation to engage in such activities.  Yep, they really spice things up in the bedroom and I am prepared to share that with you all today!  How awesome am I?  *pats myself on the back*

1.  MOR Candied Vanilla Almond Fragrant Candle

Get into “boudoir” mode by lighting a scented candle as it creates a lovely ambience.  It’s also easy to hide any flab and cellulite with this dark lighting.  Just be careful that you don’t get too frisky and knock over the candle and burn the house down!  You have been warned!

2.  Yellowglen Spritz Chilled Blush

My favourite alcoholic drink du jour is Rekordelig Strawberry & Lime Cider, but we ran out so any bubbly alcoholic drink will do.  It tickles my tastebuds and the bubbles go straight to my head which means it brings out my naughty side *wink*  You can have fun pouring this on and licking this off your partner’s body parts too!  Maybe place waterproof bedsheets under your normal bedsheets to prevent the mattress from getting drunk too 😛

3.  Fifty Shades Of Grey

Release your “inner goddess” and read aloud some erotica.  For me, Fifty Shades Of Grey is really difficult to read as it is full of bad writing and grammar, but my Husband and I skip to the sex parts.  It won’t turn you on, but it will get both of you giggling, which will loosen you up.  If reading this book does turn you on, then…I have no idea what to say, but really??!!!

4.  Shiffa Sensual Body Oil

Indulge in a sensual full body massage with this glorious rose-scented massage oil.  Too easy!!!  This was in the goody bag from the MBBE event last year and can be purchased from Miss Fox.  Like OMG, it is divine!!!  Highly recommended!

5.  Four Seasons Personal Lubricant

Now before you judge me, this was a gift from my bridal shower over 2 years ago.  As you can see, the tube is still full as we have had no need to use it – but I just wanted to show you guys because the tube glows in the dark.  And the word “lubricant” or “lube” or “lubrication” makes me giggle.  Such childish humour, right?  LOL

So…now that I’ve shared my 5 products, what are you waiting for?  Grab your partner and get onto it!  Also, do let me know what products do it for you?  

26 Comments on 5 Products To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom

  1. Vita
    18/07/2012 at 9:30 pm (5 years ago)

    Fifty Shades of Grey has been passed around the office at the moment – it’s my turn to read it now, haha!!

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:16 pm (5 years ago)

      @Vita, Oh Vita, you’ll turn into a raging horny beast 😛 LOL

  2. jennifer huang
    18/07/2012 at 10:28 pm (5 years ago)

    LOL, Ling.. you will never cease to amaze me with your posts. WELL DONE hahahaha, and this is why you will always be a favourite.. so blunt and open <3 I agree w/ you about the fifty shades book, i read up to chapter 13.. still haven't picked it back up after a week or so haha, it doesn't turn me on, i've actualy read better :O Unfortunately I have no one to get frisky with anymore lol alcohol usually does the trick for me – not always though. Actual foreplay & oral does too hahaha TMI? ily, and I'm sorry for sharing if it is 😛

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:18 pm (5 years ago)

      @jennifer huang, Bahahaha! You’re so funny too! Over-sharing is cool in my books 🙂 And yeah, foreplay and oral…. LOLOL!

  3. Suzanne
    18/07/2012 at 11:06 pm (5 years ago)

    You are the best. Totally the best.

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:18 pm (5 years ago)

      @Suzanne, Give me a K. Give me a Y. Desperately waiting for your KY Jelly post LOL

  4. Jasmine
    18/07/2012 at 11:10 pm (5 years ago)

    Love this post, what a great idea! “Bedroom activities” is nothing to be ashamed of, so I love that you’ve shown us a few things!
    I think the candlelight thing is really great, because like you said, definitely helps conceal any body issues you may have, not that your partner is even going to notice!
    A great read 🙂
    Hopefully you’re feeling better soon!
    xx

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:19 pm (5 years ago)

      @Jasmine, Thanks Jasmine 🙂 And teehee, it’s good to share, right?

  5. Sue
    18/07/2012 at 11:59 pm (5 years ago)

    LOLOL Ling I love this post HAHA you’re so funny.
    Candles would be a great idea, very romantic 🙂
    Not sure about the body oils though, I tried something similar with my bf once and I found that it was just awkward because it was sticky on our bodies and I didn’t want to get it everywhere…… so that was kind of annoying! Agree with what Jen said above though about foreplay hahaha alright I feel too awkward with this comment already BYEEE

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:20 pm (5 years ago)

      @Sue, LOL, loving your awkward comment! And hmmm…there are lots of “sticky” things involved when engaging in such activities, right?

  6. Tine @ Beautyholics Anonymous
    19/07/2012 at 12:57 pm (5 years ago)

    HAHAHAHAHAHA good one Ling! I’ve tried the Shiffa Body Oil on Tim, and he loves it 😉
    As for 50 Shades of Grey…err, no. 😛

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:21 pm (5 years ago)

      @Tine @ Beautyholics Anonymous, Ooh la la! Tim must have loved every second of it!!! 😉

      And yeah, 50 Shades Of Grey, it’s hardly pornilicious! I can write better porn than that 😛

  7. khatsii
    19/07/2012 at 1:22 pm (5 years ago)

    LOL! Ohh poor Noah hahaha well glad to hear that you think 50 shades of grey is rather much like twilight just sexier LOL XD

    i think just tickling the boys fantasies make it interesting. role play is rather exotic too cause you get to pretend your something in a higher position (no pun intended XD) or someone who is helpless ;]

    • Ling
      19/07/2012 at 6:22 pm (5 years ago)

      @khatsii, Oooh, role play huh? I’ll have to try that soon 😉 And LOL at your pun, even though it wasn’t intended 🙂

  8. Rin
    19/07/2012 at 7:43 pm (5 years ago)

    Hahaha love this post! So candid 🙂 For me, I don’t care much for products… I’m lucky if there’s a penis around! 0_0

    • khatsii
      20/07/2012 at 3:15 am (5 years ago)

      @Rin, LOL RIN! get out there & grab a nice one LOLLLL good lord… this convo is getting interesting XD

      • Ling
        24/07/2012 at 9:55 pm (5 years ago)

        @khatsii, Grab a nice penis – heck yeah! LOL

    • Ling
      24/07/2012 at 9:55 pm (5 years ago)

      @Rin, Bahahahahaha!!! Well, that’s true Rin – can’t get it on without the Penis, right?

  9. khatsii
    20/07/2012 at 3:16 am (5 years ago)

    haha yeah. nothing like scripts or anything. just agree on a setting, what each role is + then let your imagination fly ;D e.g. boss & his secretary (very generic but you get the idea haha)

  10. Bun Bun Makeup Tips
    23/07/2012 at 5:12 am (5 years ago)

    oh my, another post that has keywords for ‘that kind’ of topic. lol.

    i haven’t heard of 50 shades of grey. why is the grammar bad? written in and translated from another language?

    • Ling
      24/07/2012 at 9:56 pm (5 years ago)

      @Bun Bun Makeup Tips, Yes, I need to get my blogging mind out of the gutter ASAP 😛

      And well…I’m part of the Grammar Police so you get the drift 😉

  11. pamela rayne
    22/04/2013 at 3:12 pm (4 years ago)

    Simply amazing Ling:-). you did extremely good job to Spice up the bedroom with such five things especially about the “fifty shades of grey”

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