Aug
2012
Beauty Bites featuring Lelo, Dior, Cadbury’s, Shiseido, etc
Here comes another Beauty Bites post with extracts of my life as a beauty blogger
Oh My Lelo! : The funniest true story happened to me last week. A PR sent me a (personalised and very legitimate) email to ask if they could send me their latest back massager and well, I have chronic back pain so why not? It arrived and it looked like a phallic shaped back massager. Anyway, I tweeted out this picture and even uploaded this onto my personal FB account to show off my new gadget. I was getting messages saying “It’s a vibrator, Ling!” and I was like, “Don’t be stupid! It’s a back massager!” So I charged it up and pressed the ON button and OH MY WORD…it vibrated like a…well…vibrator! So I jumped onto Google and it turns out that this Lelo is : “as well as a back massager, it is a powerful external vibrator” FML!! I have never been so mortified and scrambled to delete the pictures but it was too late as a lot of people had seen it already. All my colleagues messaged me and said that they had a sore back and asked if I could bring in my Lelo. I did. We all had a great time…laughing!!! The happiest person ever was my Husband who insists that we should test out the FULL functions of the Lelo!
Going Blue : Moving swifly along… I’ve been loving the colour blue lately. Blue dress, blue beads, blue Dior box and blue wrapper of yummy Cadbury’s chocolate.
Shattered Shiseido : I curse thee whoever it was who shattered this beautiful Shiseido eyeshadow palette by the time it got delivered to me. I won’t be getting another one – le sigh – so I am going to attempt some DIY Ling Will Fix It. Watch this space to see if I will succeed. Meanwhile, if you have any tips, let me know and you will be blessed with forever flawless skin because I said so!
My Birthday Treats : As you may remember, it was my birthday recently and I have been getting lots of lovely treats from a variety of people in my awesome life. Super sweet! Thanks peeps <3
And that’s a wrap! What’s been biting you in your world lately?
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Norlin
29/08/2012 at 1:44 pm (270 days ago)You are hilarious Ling! Well I do hope you and your hubby did get to use the full function of the Lelo.
Anyway, with the Shiseido, can’t you email the place where you bought that from to say it got delivered CRACKED? I’m sure they’d be willing to send you a replacement.
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Ling Reply:
August 30th, 2012 at 12:03 am
@Norlin, Nooooo! Not the full functions – so dodgy LOL. But back massaging is pretty good
And no, sadly they won’t replace it as it is a press sample…but oh well…
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Ana
29/08/2012 at 1:48 pm (270 days ago)OMG! Ling you are so lucky Lelo is a luxury brand and I have been lusting over their toys for years! They have great design and great materials, my bf bought me one from their sister brand pico bong and I love it, which made me want a lelo even more. I agree with your husband, you guys should test it, it’s a waste only using it for back massages
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Ling Reply:
August 30th, 2012 at 12:04 am
@Ana, Hahaha, thanks Ana.
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The made up maiden
30/08/2012 at 12:46 am (269 days ago)You never fail to crack me up! At least you’ve proven that you have an innocent mind.
Do post if you put the full functions to the test, hey?
Shame about that shadow palette.
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Ling Reply:
August 30th, 2012 at 9:27 am
@The made up maiden, LOL! My friends wouldn’t think that I have an innocent mind but in this case, the Lelo won! LOL
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Eden-Avalon
30/08/2012 at 4:29 pm (268 days ago)I’m still laughing about the back massager!
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Ling Reply:
August 30th, 2012 at 4:44 pm
@Eden-Avalon, Mortified!!! HAHAHA!
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