Here comes another Beauty Bites post with extracts of my life as a beauty blogger
Oh My Lelo! : The funniest true story happened to me last week. A PR sent me a (personalised and very legitimate) email to ask if they could send me their latest back massager and well, I have chronic back pain so why not? It arrived and it looked like a phallic shaped back massager. Anyway, I tweeted out this picture and even uploaded this onto my personal FB account to show off my new gadget. I was getting messages saying “It’s a vibrator, Ling!” and I was like, “Don’t be stupid! It’s a back massager!” So I charged it up and pressed the ON button and OH MY WORD…it vibrated like a…well…vibrator! So I jumped onto Google and it turns out that this Lelo is : “as well as a back massager, it is a powerful external vibrator” FML!! I have never been so mortified and scrambled to delete the pictures but it was too late as a lot of people had seen it already. All my colleagues messaged me and said that they had a sore back and asked if I could bring in my Lelo. I did. We all had a great time…laughing!!! The happiest person ever was my Husband who insists that we should test out the FULL functions of the Lelo!
Going Blue : Moving swifly along… I’ve been loving the colour blue lately. Blue dress, blue beads, blue Dior box and blue wrapper of yummy Cadbury’s chocolate.
Shattered Shiseido : I curse thee whoever it was who shattered this beautiful Shiseido eyeshadow palette by the time it got delivered to me. I won’t be getting another one – le sigh – so I am going to attempt some DIY Ling Will Fix It. Watch this space to see if I will succeed. Meanwhile, if you have any tips, let me know and you will be blessed with forever flawless skin because I said so!
My Birthday Treats : As you may remember, it was my birthday recently and I have been getting lots of lovely treats from a variety of people in my awesome life. Super sweet! Thanks peeps <3
And that’s a wrap! What’s been biting you in your world lately?