Here comes another Beauty Bites post with extracts of my life as a beauty blogger 🙂

Oh My Lelo! :   The funniest true story happened to me last week.  A PR sent me a (personalised and very legitimate) email to ask if they could send me their latest back massager and well, I have chronic back pain so why not?  It arrived and it looked like a phallic shaped back massager.  Anyway, I tweeted out this picture and even uploaded this onto my personal FB account to show off my new gadget.  I was getting messages saying “It’s a vibrator, Ling!” and I was like, “Don’t be stupid!  It’s a back massager!”  So I charged it up and pressed the ON button and OH MY WORD…it vibrated like a…well…vibrator!  So I jumped onto Google and it turns out that this Lelo is : “as well as a back massager, it is a powerful external vibrator”  FML!!  I have never been so mortified and scrambled to delete the pictures but it was too late as a lot of people had seen it already.  All my colleagues messaged me and said that they had a sore back and asked if I could bring in my Lelo.  I did.  We all had a great time…laughing!!!  The happiest person ever was my Husband who insists that we should test out the FULL functions of the Lelo!

Going Blue :  Moving swifly along… I’ve been loving the colour blue lately.  Blue dress, blue beads, blue Dior box and blue wrapper of yummy Cadbury’s chocolate.

Shattered Shiseido :  I curse thee whoever it was who shattered this beautiful Shiseido eyeshadow palette by the time it got delivered to me.  I won’t be getting another one – le sigh – so I am going to attempt some DIY Ling Will Fix It.  Watch this space to see if I will succeed.  Meanwhile, if you have any tips, let me know and you will be blessed with forever flawless skin because I said so! 😛

My Birthday Treats :  As you may remember, it was my birthday recently and I have been getting lots of lovely treats from a variety of people in my awesome life.  Super sweet!  Thanks peeps <3

And that’s a wrap!  What’s been biting you in your world lately?

10 Comments on Beauty Bites featuring Lelo, Dior, Cadbury’s, Shiseido, etc

  1. Norlin
    29/08/2012 at 1:44 pm (5 years ago)

    You are hilarious Ling! Well I do hope you and your hubby did get to use the full function of the Lelo. 😉 Anyway, with the Shiseido, can’t you email the place where you bought that from to say it got delivered CRACKED? I’m sure they’d be willing to send you a replacement.

    • Ling
      30/08/2012 at 12:03 am (5 years ago)

      @Norlin, Nooooo! Not the full functions – so dodgy LOL. But back massaging is pretty good 🙂 And no, sadly they won’t replace it as it is a press sample…but oh well…

  2. Ana
    29/08/2012 at 1:48 pm (5 years ago)

    OMG! Ling you are so lucky Lelo is a luxury brand and I have been lusting over their toys for years! They have great design and great materials, my bf bought me one from their sister brand pico bong and I love it, which made me want a lelo even more. I agree with your husband, you guys should test it, it’s a waste only using it for back massages 😛

    • Ling
      30/08/2012 at 12:04 am (5 years ago)

      @Ana, Hahaha, thanks Ana.

  3. The made up maiden
    30/08/2012 at 12:46 am (5 years ago)

    You never fail to crack me up! At least you’ve proven that you have an innocent mind. 😉

    Do post if you put the full functions to the test, hey? 🙂

    Shame about that shadow palette. 🙁

    • Ling
      30/08/2012 at 9:27 am (5 years ago)

      @The made up maiden, LOL! My friends wouldn’t think that I have an innocent mind but in this case, the Lelo won! LOL

  4. Eden-Avalon
    30/08/2012 at 4:29 pm (5 years ago)

    I’m still laughing about the back massager!

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