Confession : I abandoned my beloved beauty blog for 10 days and blamed it on moving house.
Yes, I did move house but my Husband did all the moving stuff. He is a star.
But while that was happening, I started a new job (demanding and stressful), had some health issues (I am ALWAYS ill!) and some family sh!t happened ALL AT THE SAME TIME! So you can imagine that playing with beauty products and blogging about it was the last thing on my mind.
Confession : I’ve neglected my skincare routine and I can sorta blame it on moving house.
I can’t find any of my potent potions and lotions as they are hidden amongst the sea of boxes. Today is my first day off in ages and I really don’t feel like unpacking though.
Confession : I literally peed my pants on the first day at the new house!!
The Husband and I were rushing out to go to the laundrette before its closing time so that we could wash our bedding so that we would have a freshly-cleaned bed for our first night at the new house.
“Wait! Let me pee first.”
“Okay, hurry up!”
So I go into the toilet and I eye the toilet suspiciously. I have weird toilet habits so stay with me as I tell you this…
- For public toilets, I layer toilet paper all over the seat, chuck some toilet paper into the toilet and hover over it to pee.
- For non-public-but-in-a-friend’s-house toilets, I layer toilet paper all over the seat and hover over it to pee.
- For my house toilets which aren’t exclusive to me (i.e. visitors pee there too), I layer toilet paper all over the seat and I will sit on the toilet-papered seat with no skin touching the toilet paper (which means that I will use my knickers / jeans / leggings / skirt as a barrier between my skin and the toilet paper).
- For my own en-suite toilet, I will layer toilet paper all over the seat and sit on the toilet paper with skin contact.
Are you confused yet??? It makes sense to me anyway 😛
So, anyway, as I was saying, I went to the toilet in my new place. A toilet I had never used before so I layered the seat with toilet paper and used my leggings as a barrier and peed.
I pulled up my knickers and leggings and SQUELCH!
My bum was all warm and wet from my pee. Yes, I peed my pants!!
I yelled to my Husband…
“OMG! You won’t believe this!!!”
“I peed my pants!”
“What? How did you manage that?”
“Don’t ask!!! Where are my clothes? I need pants!!!”
He rushed off to go through the bags and boxes of clothes and found bras, dresses, pyjamas…
“Here! I found some trackie bottoms. Wear them!”
“Uh…I need pants!”
“They are pants!”
“Huh?…DOH! Not pants pants, but knicker pants!” (FYI : Aussies refer to pants as trousers!)
“What? You wet your knickers too?! How on earth??”
…so I told him my weird toilet habits and he looked at me as if I was a complete nutter!!
Now that I have confessed, please forgive my impromptu blog break and I shall try and get back on track with beauty blogging because I have so much to tell you. Anything you wanna confess? Any weird toilet habits or is that just me?