Confession :  I abandoned my beloved beauty blog for 10 days and blamed it on moving house.

Yes, I did move house but my Husband did all the moving stuff.  He is a star.

But while that was happening, I started a new job (demanding and stressful), had some health issues (I am ALWAYS ill!) and some family sh!t happened ALL AT THE SAME TIME!  So you can imagine that playing with beauty products and blogging about it was the last thing on my mind.

Confession :  I’ve neglected my skincare routine and I can sorta blame it on moving house.

I can’t find any of my potent potions and lotions as they are hidden amongst the sea of boxes.  Today is my first day off in ages and I really don’t feel like unpacking though.

Confession :  I literally peed my pants on the first day at the new house!!

The Husband and I were rushing out to go to the laundrette before its closing time so that we could wash our bedding so that we would have a freshly-cleaned bed for our first night at the new house.

“Wait!  Let me pee first.”
“Okay, hurry up!”

So I go into the toilet and I eye the toilet suspiciously.  I have weird toilet habits so stay with me as I tell you this…

  • For public toilets, I layer toilet paper all over the seat, chuck some toilet paper into the toilet and hover over it to pee.
  • For non-public-but-in-a-friend’s-house toilets, I layer toilet paper all over the seat and hover over it to pee.
  • For my house toilets which aren’t exclusive to me (i.e. visitors pee there too), I layer toilet paper all over the seat and I will sit on the toilet-papered seat with no skin touching the toilet paper (which means that I will use my knickers / jeans / leggings / skirt as a barrier between my skin and the toilet paper).
  • For my own en-suite toilet, I will layer toilet paper all over the seat and sit on the toilet paper with skin contact.

Are you confused yet???  It makes sense to me anyway 😛

So, anyway, as I was saying, I went to the toilet in my new place.  A toilet I had never used before so I layered the seat with toilet paper and used my leggings as a barrier and peed.

I pulled up my knickers and leggings and SQUELCH!

My bum was all warm and wet from my pee.  Yes, I peed my pants!!

I yelled to my Husband…

“OMG!  You won’t believe this!!!”
“I peed my pants!”
“What?  How did you manage that?”
“Don’t ask!!!  Where are my clothes?  I need pants!!!”

He rushed off to go through the bags and boxes of clothes and found bras, dresses, pyjamas…

“Here!  I found some trackie bottoms.  Wear them!”
“Uh…I need pants!”
“They are pants!”
“Huh?…DOH!  Not pants pants, but knicker pants!”  (FYI : Aussies refer to pants as trousers!)
“What?  You wet your knickers too?!  How on earth??”

…so I told him my weird toilet habits and he looked at me as if I was a complete nutter!!

Now that I have confessed, please forgive my impromptu blog break and I shall try and get back on track with beauty blogging because I have so much to tell you.  Anything you wanna confess?  Any weird toilet habits or is that just me?

20 Comments on Confessions Of A Beauty Blogger : The Moving House Edition

  1. Mimi
    30/04/2012 at 2:02 pm (6 years ago)

    Your funny and cute:)

    • Ling
      01/05/2012 at 9:48 pm (6 years ago)

      @Mimi, <3 thanks hun

  2. Sue
    30/04/2012 at 5:21 pm (6 years ago)

    Omg lol a little TMI but definitely brightened up my day with a few laughs haha poor thing! I trust you’re used to the toilet by now!!

    • Ling
      01/05/2012 at 9:49 pm (6 years ago)

      @Sue, A little? I was hoping a LOT!!! lololol

  3. Burcin
    30/04/2012 at 10:44 pm (6 years ago)

    That’s not weird at all! I do the same with public toilets and at other people’s house. My mom thought me to do this when I was tiny to prevent getting urinary infections.

    I used to do this when I lived with 3 roommates and still got an infection! Hygiene is important, you’re doing the right thing!

    And you didn’t really pee your pants! Just an accident!

    • Ling
      01/05/2012 at 9:50 pm (6 years ago)

      @Burcin, I didn’t think it was possible to catch infections from a toilet seat!!!! I do it because I am weird LOLOL!

  4. Alex
    01/05/2012 at 1:56 am (6 years ago)

    You are crazy 😉 Why do you sit on your knickers, jeans etc? And sitting on your skirt sounds.. weird 😀 I mean, why aren´t you hovering all the time and why do you allways layer the toilet seat? Sounds like a waste of toilet paper for me…

    • Ling
      01/05/2012 at 9:50 pm (6 years ago)

      @Alex, Yes, I am crazy and weird and I like to waste toilet paper too >_< I am so bad!!!

      • Alex
        03/05/2012 at 12:52 am (6 years ago)

        haha, you’re not bad, but I wonder why you’re doing all the extrawork with lining the toilet seat when you aren’t sitting on it anyways. Or do you like making nests too? 😀

        • Ling
          03/05/2012 at 6:52 pm (6 years ago)

          @Alex, LOL, toilet paper nesting – LOL!

  5. Eden-Avalon
    02/05/2012 at 2:54 pm (6 years ago)

    There is no judgement on the internet?

  6. Paulo
    05/05/2012 at 10:55 pm (6 years ago)

    If you had to use my bathroom, please don’t spent all my toilet paper for layering the toilet seat. Or do you sprinkle when hover-peeing?

    • Ling
      07/05/2012 at 3:09 pm (6 years ago)

      @Paulo, I sprinkle everywhere haha

      • Alex
        10/05/2012 at 6:25 pm (6 years ago)

        @Ling, hehe, me too! 😀

      • Paulo
        12/05/2012 at 2:37 am (6 years ago)

        @Ling, haha, I would love to go afterwards. I think it’s kinda hot, if a beautiful girl -like you- doesn’t sit on the toilet seat, sprinkle all over, and just leave it. But since you are always layering toilet paper first…