HELP! I Found Something Dodgy In My Husband’s Pocket!

You know that movie scene where the wife is doing the laundry and empties out the pockets of her husband’s jackets and finds something incriminating like a red lipstick or some other woman’s underwear or a love note?  Well, something similar like that happened to me today and I am ready to share because I need your help in analysing the situation…

My story goes like this…

I had just got home after my disastrous haircut (more on that another day) and was frying some bacon and eggs.  The oil was splattering everywhere so I didn’t want to dirty my top nor did I want to put on some frumpy apron (FYI : I don’t actually own an apron).  As luck would have it, my Husband’s hoody was lying nearby so I grabbed that and put it on.

The pockets of his hoody were jangling so I took out all the crap in there.  Keys, spare change…and then this!



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Yes, a sample of Guerlain Issima Anti-Ageing Creme Foundation!!

What on earth?  What does it mean?  Why would he have that in his pocket?  I haven’t visited the Guerlain counter since…FOREVER!!!  Has he been secretly wearing foundation??  Does it belong to another woman? Is he having an affair?  Is he planning to buy me foundation??  Does he even know what foundation is???  So many questions…not enough answers!

I am uber confused.  My Husband has a lot of explaining to do when he gets home!!







Meanwhile…I have a little problem!  The pressure cooker (which he usually uses) has just thrown a big hissy fit and soup has exploded all over the gas cooker!!!  Oh dearrrrrr!!!  He can clean that up while he explains to me the mystery behind the foundation sample.

I will update this so stay tuned…only 45 minutes till he gets home…hmm…

What do you think is the worst thing to find in your other half’s pockets?  I think that I would be very disturbed if I found my Mum’s bra in his pockets…so good thing it’s just foundation I found today.

UPDATE : He claims he found it in one of my beauty drawers and that he thought it was lip balm!!!  I don’t recall having any Guerlain samples EVER!  But I shall watch him closely for the next few days…to see if he IS wearing the foundation LOLOL.  And no, I know he won’t be cheating on me because he spends all his free time with me and he only works with a bunch of guys and obviously, because he loves me! :P  Maybe he’ll buy me some Guerlain foundation…??








10 Comments on HELP! I Found Something Dodgy In My Husband’s Pocket!

  1. Di fm Max The Unicorn
    16/05/2012 at 5:22 pm (3 years ago)

    He could have scored a freebie and was going to give it to you but forgot? What shade is it? Would he know what your shade is? Oops now I’m the one asking all the questions. You’d be able to tell if he was wearing foundation. Have you mentioned this brand to him lately? Is it sealed or been used? OK I’ll stop with the question now, I’m just thinking out loud! I hope it’s something harmless! xo

    • Ling
      16/05/2012 at 5:26 pm (3 years ago)

      @Di fm Max The Unicorn, It’s been used because the lid was smeared! And it’s not my shade. And it’s darker than his shade. It is highly suspicious!!

  2. Ishah
    16/05/2012 at 5:49 pm (3 years ago)

    Maybe he picked it up somewhere and thought it was yours? I’m hoping for a harmless explanation for you!

    • Ling
      16/05/2012 at 7:57 pm (3 years ago)

      @Ishah, LOL. Apparently he found it in my beauty stash and he thought it was lip balm!!! LOL

      • Ishah
        17/05/2012 at 2:57 am (3 years ago)

        @Ling, haha men, you gotta love em.

  3. Di fm Max The Unicorn
    16/05/2012 at 9:28 pm (3 years ago)

    Oh yay, nothing bad! Except your memory if he got it from your makeup drawer! LOL kidding. I know you would have way too much stuff to keep track of. Me too! :)

  4. Davi
    17/05/2012 at 6:38 am (3 years ago)

    He did recently turn 30. Warn him about that slowing metabolism. LOL

    Just an update my sister is getting marriedin July. They are moving fast.

    • Ling
      19/05/2012 at 3:50 pm (3 years ago)

      @Davi, WOW!! That is FAST!!! How exciting!!!

  5. Bun Bun Makeup Tips
    21/05/2012 at 6:02 am (3 years ago)

    Why would he have your mum’s BRA in his pockets!? And you had time to take a picture of the explosion! This post is so funny! :D

    • Ling
      23/05/2012 at 10:07 pm (3 years ago)

      @Bun Bun Makeup Tips, LOLOL! I happened to be taking photos of beauty products when the explosion happened ;)