HELP! I Found Something Dodgy In My Husband’s Pocket!

You know that movie scene where the wife is doing the laundry and empties out the pockets of her husband’s jackets and finds something incriminating like a red lipstick or some other woman’s underwear or a love note?  Well, something similar like that happened to me today and I am ready to share because I need your help in analysing the situation…

My story goes like this…

I had just got home after my disastrous haircut (more on that another day) and was frying some bacon and eggs.  The oil was splattering everywhere so I didn’t want to dirty my top nor did I want to put on some frumpy apron (FYI : I don’t actually own an apron).  As luck would have it, my Husband’s hoody was lying nearby so I grabbed that and put it on.

The pockets of his hoody were jangling so I took out all the crap in there.  Keys, spare change…and then this!

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Yes, a sample of Guerlain Issima Anti-Ageing Creme Foundation!!

What on earth?  What does it mean?  Why would he have that in his pocket?  I haven’t visited the Guerlain counter since…FOREVER!!!  Has he been secretly wearing foundation??  Does it belong to another woman? Is he having an affair?  Is he planning to buy me foundation??  Does he even know what foundation is???  So many questions…not enough answers!

I am uber confused.  My Husband has a lot of explaining to do when he gets home!!

Meanwhile…I have a little problem!  The pressure cooker (which he usually uses) has just thrown a big hissy fit and soup has exploded all over the gas cooker!!!  Oh dearrrrrr!!!  He can clean that up while he explains to me the mystery behind the foundation sample.

I will update this so stay tuned…only 45 minutes till he gets home…hmm…

What do you think is the worst thing to find in your other half’s pockets?  I think that I would be very disturbed if I found my Mum’s bra in his pockets…so good thing it’s just foundation I found today.

UPDATE : He claims he found it in one of my beauty drawers and that he thought it was lip balm!!!  I don’t recall having any Guerlain samples EVER!  But I shall watch him closely for the next few days…to see if he IS wearing the foundation LOLOL.  And no, I know he won’t be cheating on me because he spends all his free time with me and he only works with a bunch of guys and obviously, because he loves me! 😛  Maybe he’ll buy me some Guerlain foundation…??

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Guerlain Meteorites Perles Light-Diffusing Perfecting Primer – where have you been all my life???!!!  This Guerlain primer screams LUXE with its heavy glass bottle packaging.

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I pumped out a bit of the primer and the first thing I noticed was the smell.  It smells like “flowery soap” but not of the overpowering variety.    Very typical Guerlain smell.  The texture is soft and light and is easy to blend into skin.  I like the pearly shimmer in this product.  When I put this on my face, I loved how radiant my face looked.  I didn’t even think I needed foundation after that as it covered my blemishes and made my skin glow.

Guerlain Meteorites Perles Light-Diffusing Perfecting Primer is definitely a classic must-have!

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