Adventures Of A Mouldy Bra







In every girl’s closet, there will be at least one item in there which should be binned.  For me, half of my wardrobe should be binned…but I’m a hoarder!  Anyway, I have this bra which I call “Mouldy Bra” because it used to be white, sexy and lacy…but now it’s grey, out of shape and very not-sexy!  However, it’s comfy and I am rather fond of it and I wear it all the time…and today was Mouldy Bra day.  Let’s see what happened…

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I’ve been having weekly physio sessions due to a bad back.  Two weeks ago, my usual Female Physio went on holiday so I had to see one of her colleagues while she was away…and it turned out to be a male physio and he’s HOT!  And I mean HOT!  Seriously, I am one of those weirdos who never find men attractive (except my Husband, of course)…  I would say no to Keanu, Brad, George, McDreamy (or whatshisface), Twilight dude, etc…  But seriously, Hunky Physio is HOT…with very toned arms.  My Husband knows I think Hunky Physio is hot because the first time I saw him, I was with my Husband…and I shook his arm and whispered in Cantonese, “Check him out!!!  He’s HOT!!!

So I hope I have got the message across about Hunky Physio…he’s HOT!!

Anyway, today, I had a session with him…and this is what happened…

Hunky Physio :  How have you been since last week?
Me :  Okay…but I have still been getting shoulder and back pain on my right side…
Hunky Physio :  Okay let me see…

He touches my shoulder and back to assess the muscles…

Hunky Physio :  Yes, it’s feeling very stiff.

That’s what HE said!!  Bahahaha!  I am so immature!!

Hunky Physio :  I’m going to do some work on your neck, back and shoulder.  Can you take off your top?

I whip off my top without much hesitation.  I’m totally cool about that because I have had many physio / chiropractor / massage therapy sessions so I know what to do…and then I realised my fatal mistake :

I was wearing my Mouldy Bra!!!!

And he’s totally watching me…not in a creepy way…but my Female Physio kinda averts her eyes whenever she tells me to undress…whereas Hunky Physio is watching and waiting for me to clamber onto the physio chair.

I was very embarrassed…but it wasn’t over yet…

My shoulder was giving me some problems…so he somehow ended up massaging the back ledge of my armpit…which hadn’t seen a shaver for 3-4 days.  Did someone say “regrowth”?!  Thank God, I sprayed on deodorant before I left the house.  It was also very ticklish at the same time and I was this close to letting a giggle escape!!!

It was also like one of the most painful physio sessions ever.  I had to bite my lip, cheek and tongue from the pain!!  I did a few grunts here and there.  Such gross noises!!

After it was over, I was in a daze from pain and embarrassment.  I got up to put on my top…and he asked if I was okay…I didn’t answer because I was in my daze…so he walked up to me…like right in front of me…as I was putting on my top to check on me!!!

One voice was telling me, “Do not raise your arms.  Hairy pits galore!!!”  and another voice was saying, “Hurry up, put your top back on!  Your Mouldy Bra is disgusting and your love handles are bulging out!

ARGH!  I feel so mortified!!!  My Female Physio returns next week so I won’t have to see him again!  PHEW!!!

Beauty Tip :  Never wear a mouldy bra to physio sessions!

Do you have any embarrassing stories to share about mouldy underwear?  Also, do you want to get the number of the Hunky Physio guy and check him out yourself?  Bahahahaha!!!!

P.S.  Just to share more love…  I got home, whipped off the Mouldy Bra to take a photo of it and then blogged this post…which means I wrote this blog post bra-less!  Bahahahahaaa!  Okay, sorry!  Normal posting resumes tomorrow.








37 Comments on Adventures Of A Mouldy Bra

  1. emmabovary
    05/12/2011 at 3:22 pm (3 years ago)

    haha Ling you never fail to make me laught- I’m sure he didn’t even notice your bra was old!

    Ling Reply:

    @emmabovary, LOL…he definitely wasn’t looking at my non-existent cleavage!!

  2. Emma
    05/12/2011 at 3:30 pm (3 years ago)

    Haha this is such a brilliant post! I haven’t had anything like this happen to me that I can remember (I think I have a pretty good ‘repressed memory system’ as I am sure it has happened to me haha!) I do however have a mouldy bra myself that I am quite fond of! Knowing my luck I will probably die in it and people will be like omigosh, that’s the bra she was wearing when she died???

    Ling Reply:

    @Emma, Yay! Happy to meet other mouldy bra wearers :D

  3. Veggie
    05/12/2011 at 5:41 pm (3 years ago)

    lol

    Ling Reply:

    @Veggie, LOL indeedy :D

  4. Suzanne
    05/12/2011 at 7:11 pm (3 years ago)

    Bahaha, this reminds me of a red bra I own (and a nice one, not mouldy at all) which has become the “unlucky bra” because whenever I put it on it turns out I need to take my top off for some unexpected reason, i.e. emergency room trips O_O And there always manages to be a nurse who comments on how awesome my bra is. sigh.

    I snorted all the way through this post.

    Ling Reply:

    @Suzanne, If only I could be like you Suzanne and wear sexy red bras in these situations!! Good thing I didn’t have to take my pants off to reveal even yukkier granny knickers bahahaha!!!!

  5. Norlin
    05/12/2011 at 7:33 pm (3 years ago)

    wahahaha…that’s pretty funny actually! I normally double check that I have decent undies and bra if I ever have to actually strip off. I do try! LOL!

    Ling Reply:

    @Norlin, I never have to strip off when I’m wearing nice lingerie…!! >_<

  6. Marnie
    05/12/2011 at 9:34 pm (3 years ago)

    hahahaha great story…unfortunately, I have too many mouldy bra style stories and am just not ready to share yet (more therapy need perhaps?)
    PS: I {heart} Keanu
    & yes, pass on that physio’s number
    x Marnie

    Ling Reply:

    @Marnie, Hehe, love a fellow mouldy bra wearer :D

    And if you really wanna know, Hunky Physio works for Box Hill Physio on Station Street :D

  7. Lilit
    05/12/2011 at 9:50 pm (3 years ago)

    Ling you’re just hilarious! LOL. I can’t say I’ve ever been caught with dodgy bra on, but definitely with unshaven armpits, especially during winter time when I can’t be bothered shaving.

    Ling Reply:

    @Lilit, Hairy armpits FTW!!! :D

  8. Ashlynn
    05/12/2011 at 10:43 pm (3 years ago)

    HAHAHAHA this made me laugh super loud. I don’t have any stories like this, because I don’t let males “inspect” me if I can help it. It’s just too weird, lol.

    Ling Reply:

    @Ashlynn, It is really weird!!!!

  9. Parveen
    06/12/2011 at 5:37 am (3 years ago)

    Omg I could not stop laughing reading this post – just reminded me of an incident with a hunky Chiropodist and my feet were in desperate need of a pedicure – he was so darn handsome I nearly passed out from embarrassment! :) x

    Ling Reply:

    @Parveen, LOL, I need me a hunky chiropodist too!

  10. Boombap
    06/12/2011 at 5:37 am (3 years ago)

    NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ling Reply:

    @Boombap, Yessssss! LOL

  11. Eden-Avalon
    06/12/2011 at 9:27 am (3 years ago)

    Oh my gaaaaaaaawd. I probably would have outright refused to take off my shirt in the first place if I was in your position. =w= Such bravery!

    Ling Reply:

    @Eden-Avalon, Bahahaha!

  12. Rachel
    09/12/2011 at 11:39 am (3 years ago)

    I have just discovered you. You are very funny. I can’t wait to read more.

    Ling Reply:

    @Rachel, Thanks hun :D

  13. Bun Bun Makeup Tips
    10/12/2011 at 6:58 am (3 years ago)

    HAHAHA!! This is hilarious! So are you still keeping the mouldy bra?

    Ling Reply:

    @Bun Bun Makeup Tips, LOL! Must keep it to tell this story to my grandkids hahahaha

  14. Julie
    16/12/2011 at 7:15 pm (3 years ago)

    I cackled out loud at this story! Growing up, my sister threw my mouldy bra off our balcony one time. We had guests at the house, and there was my mouldy bra hanging overhead for all to see. So I guess everyone thinks I have beat up underwear now. Ah, sisters…

    And yay for hairy armpits! Winter in Texas is wacky so for 2 weeks it has been freezing. Then yesterday it became warm enough for short sleeves. I put on a short sleeve shirt and went to work, unaware that I had “hairy pits galore!” I only raised my hands elbow-height that day (-_-’”)

    Ling Reply:

    @Julie, Sisters – can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em!!!

    LOL to your hairy pits incident!

  15. Jennifer
    21/12/2011 at 11:01 am (3 years ago)

    Ohh my gosh girl you are killing me, this made me laugh SO HARD! I am a bra hoarder too, my deal is I always wear these old-ass ones that have been around since Methuseleh and seen me through like 30 lbs up or down, I’m nowhere near that size anymore but ‘I can’t part with it, it cost money and it’s a good brand!’ LOL

    Ling Reply:

    @Jennifer, :D I am glad I’m not the only one out there who likes to keep battered and tattered mouldy bras! LOL. We should form a Mouldy Bra Club!! LOL

  16. Alice A
    21/05/2012 at 11:55 pm (2 years ago)

    Hahahahaha! I have a few really-unsexy bras (which shouldn’t exist in a 17 year old’s wardrobe, but hey, having big boobs is crap) buried in my underwear drawer as well as some plain cotton undies that aren’t sexy at ALL. But lately, since I’ve started dating a guy hehe, I’ve been adding to my sexy underwear collection. ;)

    Ling Reply:

    @Alice A, Damn…my boobs are small so I can’t even fill out any sexy bras :(

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