In every girl’s closet, there will be at least one item in there which should be binned. For me, half of my wardrobe should be binned…but I’m a hoarder! Anyway, I have this bra which I call “Mouldy Bra” because it used to be white, sexy and lacy…but now it’s grey, out of shape and very not-sexy! However, it’s comfy and I am rather fond of it and I wear it all the time…and today was Mouldy Bra day. Let’s see what happened…
I’ve been having weekly physio sessions due to a bad back. Two weeks ago, my usual Female Physio went on holiday so I had to see one of her colleagues while she was away…and it turned out to be a male physio and he’s HOT! And I mean HOT! Seriously, I am one of those weirdos who never find men attractive (except my Husband, of course)… I would say no to Keanu, Brad, George, McDreamy (or whatshisface), Twilight dude, etc… But seriously, Hunky Physio is HOT…with very toned arms. My Husband knows I think Hunky Physio is hot because the first time I saw him, I was with my Husband…and I shook his arm and whispered in Cantonese, “Check him out!!! He’s HOT!!!“
So I hope I have got the message across about Hunky Physio…he’s HOT!!
Anyway, today, I had a session with him…and this is what happened…
Hunky Physio : How have you been since last week?
Me : Okay…but I have still been getting shoulder and back pain on my right side…
Hunky Physio : Okay let me see…
He touches my shoulder and back to assess the muscles…
Hunky Physio : Yes, it’s feeling very stiff.
That’s what HE said!! Bahahaha! I am so immature!!
Hunky Physio : I’m going to do some work on your neck, back and shoulder. Can you take off your top?
I whip off my top without much hesitation. I’m totally cool about that because I have had many physio / chiropractor / massage therapy sessions so I know what to do…and then I realised my fatal mistake :
I was wearing my Mouldy Bra!!!!
And he’s totally watching me…not in a creepy way…but my Female Physio kinda averts her eyes whenever she tells me to undress…whereas Hunky Physio is watching and waiting for me to clamber onto the physio chair.
I was very embarrassed…but it wasn’t over yet…
My shoulder was giving me some problems…so he somehow ended up massaging the back ledge of my armpit…which hadn’t seen a shaver for 3-4 days. Did someone say “regrowth”?! Thank God, I sprayed on deodorant before I left the house. It was also very ticklish at the same time and I was this close to letting a giggle escape!!!
It was also like one of the most painful physio sessions ever. I had to bite my lip, cheek and tongue from the pain!! I did a few grunts here and there. Such gross noises!!
After it was over, I was in a daze from pain and embarrassment. I got up to put on my top…and he asked if I was okay…I didn’t answer because I was in my daze…so he walked up to me…like right in front of me…as I was putting on my top to check on me!!!
One voice was telling me, “Do not raise your arms. Hairy pits galore!!!” and another voice was saying, “Hurry up, put your top back on! Your Mouldy Bra is disgusting and your love handles are bulging out!“
ARGH! I feel so mortified!!! My Female Physio returns next week so I won’t have to see him again! PHEW!!!
Beauty Tip : Never wear a mouldy bra to physio sessions!
Do you have any embarrassing stories to share about mouldy underwear? Also, do you want to get the number of the Hunky Physio guy and check him out yourself? Bahahahaha!!!!
P.S. Just to share more love… I got home, whipped off the Mouldy Bra to take a photo of it and then blogged this post…which means I wrote this blog post bra-less! Bahahahahaaa! Okay, sorry! Normal posting resumes tomorrow.